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Welcome to the official Kid Carson website
Welcome to the website! This will be the place to keep tabs on things happening with "The Kid Carson Show" Thanks for checkin' it out... and thanks for listening to the show! - Kid Carson PS FIND KID CARSON ON "TWITTER" AS: KidCarson_Van www.twitter.com ******************************************************************************** Info on recent guests and topics can be found HERE on the HOMEPAGE for a few weeks (to make it easy to find) after a few weeks, we move the info to the "As Heard on the Show" section of the site. ******************************************************************************** June 30 2009 very interesting video... "Happiness" (as heard on today's show) http://www.ted.com/talks/nancy_etcoff_on_happiness_and_why_we_want_it.html
CANADA DAY EVENTS
North Vancouver Canada Day Join The Beat Street Squad as they celebrate Canada Day at Waterfront Park in North Vancouver. Enjoy some great Canadian music, cuisine, and performances as we celebrate Canadas Birthday. 1st Annual Canada Day Parade Brings communities together to commemorate our nation's birthday. - Parade route starts at Georgia and Broughton St. - 7-8 p.m. - canadaplace.ca Canada Day at Canada Place Canada's largest 142nd birthday party outside of our nation's capital features non-stop music, and activities, a parade and fireworks. The Canada Day Parade is preceded by Canada Day at Canada Place, Welcoming the World to Canadas Games. The 22nd annual event is a high energy street festival at Canada Place from 10:00am to 7:00pm. The free event features three outdoor entertainment stages, 20TENT, Arassay and Izaak from So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Elise Estrada, Citizenship Ceremony, Kids Zone, Flying Canucks, street entertainment, and much more. For more information, visit www.canadaday.canadaplace.ca. Burnaby Village Museum Party Celebrate Canada's birthday in the museum's 1920s village streets. Includes family entertainment, displays and demos. - 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. - Free, 604-293-6500 Canada Day by the Bay Fun-filled family event along White Rock's promenade will feature entertainers and dance groups, childrens activities, artist displays and fireworks. - 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Canada Day at Granville Island Free, fun island-wide activities for the entire family features a parade, official ceremony, contests and live jazz. - 12 p.m.-12 a.m. - 604-666-6655 Canada Day Celebrations in West Van Live entertainment, kids' activities, birthday cupcakes and fireworks. - Ambleside Park and West Vancouver waterfront - 604-925-7000 3rd Annual Multicultural Canada Day Celebration Hot dogs, face painting, firefighters and equipment, police dog squads and military displays, ethnic dance groups, choirs, bag pipers and a Colour Guard. - E. 43rd Ave. from Fraser to Chester St. - 11 a.m.-4 p.m. - 604-240-8216 Aboriginal Night Canada Day Celebration Aboriginal entertainment, including the Imaginary Indian Band, Dawn Pemberton with Jamie Thomson Quartet, Sister Says and Baby Fats. - Fairview Pub - 8 p.m. - $10 Canada Day Celebration in Richmond Park Multicultural entertainment, face painting, road hockey, water games, bingo and cake. - Behind Eastburn Centre, 7435 Edmonds St., Burnaby - 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. - 604-525-5361 City of Surrey Canada Day Celebration Headliners include 54-40 and Bif Naked, plus amusement rides, games and fireworks. - Cloverdale Millennium Amphitheatre - 10 a.m.-10:30 p.m. - canadaday.surrey.ca Crab Park Canada Day Festival Annual outdoor festival features performances by Blackberry Wood, Fuzzcat and Maria in the Shower. - North foot of Main St. - 1-4 p.m. Fort Langley National Historic Site Canada Day Celebration Canadian History 101 From former fur-trading post Fort Langley National Historic Site to X￡:ytem, a 9,000-year-old aboriginal village site rich in First Nations lore to the St. Roch, a heroic RCMP schooner that negotiated the ice-choked waters of the Northwest Passage in the 1940's, now on display at the Vancouver Maritime Museum -- there's no better day than Canada Day to visit one of the 87 national historic sites scattered around B.C. that commemorates Canada's history in the province. www.pc.gc.ca/docs/r/bc/sites/index_E.asp Langley Canada Day Two-day celebration features live entertainment, food, rides, games and fireworks. - McLeod Park - June 30 and July 1 Let The Music Flow We love "O Canada," we sing it loud and proud. But on Canada Day, there's plenty of other musical acts to go around. Lively strains of jazz takes over Granville Island at several venues as part of the Vancouver International Jazz Fest's free Canada Day concerts. In Surrey, Canadian artists Bif Naked and 54-40 headline western Canada's largest Canada Day party at the Cloverdale Millennium Amphitheatre. www.coastaljazz.ca and www.canadaday.surrey.ca Port Coqutilam Canada Day Celebrations Fishing derby at Lions Park from 8-11:30 a.m., followed by festivities including a salmon barbecue, music and fireworks at Castle Park. - 604-927-8400 Steveston Salmon Festival Have a salmon. Or two Historic Steveston Village in Richmond plays host to Canada's biggest little birthday party. Last year, 75,000 people flocked to the old fishing village turned popular tourist haunt to watch the parade and enjoy the midway and live shows. The festival's highlight is its famous wild salmon barbecue, grilled over alder wood in open fire pits and served with salad and a bun. More than 500 kilograms were devoured last year. www.stevestonsalmonfest.ca Vancouver Maritime Museum Families can celebrate Canada Day with crafts and activities. - 1905 Ogden Ave. - 10 a.m.-5 p.m. - 604-257-8300 6th Annual Yaletown Grand Prix Full day of high-speed bike racing plus running races. - Yaletown - yaletowngrandprix.com ******************************************************************************** June 26 2009 over 1300 free downloads so far. MJ mixshow that aired live on THE BEAT 94.5 http://www.divshare.com/download/7755616-922 ******************************************************************************** June 17 2009 http://www.wolframalpha.com/screencast/introducingwolframalpha.html the new google! try entering these.... enter: your b-day with the year... enter: 1 apple + 2 oranges... enter: 1 banana + half apple enter: red + blue ******************************************************************************** June 15 2009 Hey ya'll! you HAVE to watch this video... he's hard to understand at first... but it's worth the watch. http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/yann_arthus_bertrand_captures_fragile_earth_in_wide_angle.html he plays an epic trailer for a movie called HOME... and another for a movie called 6 BILLION OTHERS. truly epic. after you've seen the trailer... download the movie HOME for free here: http://www.watch-movies-links.net/ you can watch it on YouTube here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxENMKaeCU Kid! ******************************************************************************** June 05 2009 The Manual: A True Bad Boy Explains How Men Think, Date, and Mate--and What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top By Steve Santagati
Why Walk When you can Fly? By Isha. www.isha.com
******************************************************************************** June 02 2009 Your Baby Can Read - Dr. Robert Titzer's Early Language Development System http://www.yourbabycanread.tv ******************************************************************************** June 01 2009 All the Rules
co-author Sherrie Schneider www.therulesbook.com ******************************************************************************** May 29 2009 Nira got braces?!?! She got Invisalign www.freshsmileortho.com ******************************************************************************** May 27 2009 The Pizza Story..........It was Dj Supafly
Meet Author & Inventor of Brain State Conditioning Lee Gerdes
Learn how Brain Training can improve your quality of life! www.mindbalance.ca May 29th Vancouver Public Library, 7-9pm in the Alice Mackay Room Tickets $10 in advance, $12 at the door. Tickets and info. available at: Finlandia, 1111 West Broadway, Vancouver 604-733-5323 ********************************************************************************
May 21 2009
WTF - Ball and Chain to Force Children To Study http://www.curiosite.com/scripts/product/enproduct.php?idproducto=19126738 ******************************************************************************** May 20 2009 Googles new competition - Wolfram Alpha http://www.wolframalpha.com/ ******************************************************************************** May 06 2009 Canucks "Give you Hell" Song http://www.divshare.com/download/7290268-8a0 ******************************************************************************** Apr 24 2009 www.jonlajoie.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk&feature=topvideos ******************************************************************************** Apr 15 2009 Susan Boyle - Britains Got Talent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY ******************************************************************************** Apr 08 2009 Relief fund for Italy earthquake Any Vancity Branch: Account # 215848
Chequing #2 ******************************************************************************** Mar 18 2009 Holy crap... watch this... gets really good 6 minutes in! http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/pattie_maes_demos_the_sixth_sense.html
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Mar 17 2009 Cool new jewelry http://www.thesoundadviceproject.com ******************************************************************************** Mar 11 2009 A New Website that challenges "Google" launching soon. http://www.wolframalpha.com ******************************************************************************** March 10 2009 Break up with your Guy/Girl - Helping End Relationships In The Electronic Age www.breakupemail.com ******************************************************************************** Feb 19 2009 Mini Me Robots from Japan http://littleisland.biz/english/index.htm ******************************************************************************** Feb 18 2009 WTF - Cooper the cat's Photos http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/myseattlepets/photos/popupV2.asp?SubID=4399&page=1>itle=Cooper%20the%20cat%27s%20photos http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/ae/399900_cooper13.html?source=mypi
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******************************************************************************** Feb 13 2009 Need a new sex position? http://www.divine.ca/en/s_x-and-love/pleasure-poses/c_322/ ******************************************************************************** POST BY: KID A huge thank you to Helijet for helping our P1 Listener get the ultimate revenge on her ex!!! HELIJET www.helijet.com
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POST BY: BEN Look up your friends and see if they have been to court https://eservice.ag.gov.bc.ca/cso/esearch/criminal/partySearch.do ******************************************************************************** POST BY: BEN Feb 12 2009 Interview with 9 year old Alec Greven Author of How to Talk to Girls ******************************************************************************** POST BY: KID
Feb 11th 2009
the guy who was on our show talking about Women and their careers..... Chris Flett his book is "What Men Don't tell Women about Business" www.ghostceo.com ******************************************************************************** POST BY: KID AFTER 1000's OF EMAILS..... HERE'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK! We've been reading from this interesting book that talks about men, and their issues with committing, it's definitely worth a read... - KID CARSON APPROVED - (if that means anything... hahah) It's a dope book for chicks AND dudes... seriously, I actually learned some stuff about MYSELF from this book. "Why Men Won't Commit" by George Weinberg Soooooooo...... now you know the name of it.... Download it into your Sony Readers and get learnin' people!! (or buy the paper version if you're old fashioned like Nira;) Kid
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POST BY: BEN Jan 22 2009 Interview with Derek Shelton - Dream Breast System Creator www.derekshelton.com www.dreambreastsystem.com or go to www.freeperfecthealth.com for a free Mp3
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Jan 19 2009 Interview with Dr. Jennifer Thomas co-author of The Five Languages of Apology www.5languages.com ******************************************************************************** POST BY: KID Jan 12 2009
Hey fellow bros...
Turn her on MORE, and more OFTEN, then learn to DUCK. First some comments... THEN... the woman's cycle explained... clearly. Ok, so lets take off the man-armor for a minute, we can go back to acting tough in a minute. We love chicks LOVE them chicks KICK-ASS. We just want them to be happy all the time. If youre like ME I just want every day to be a big happy smile-fest. Bad moods BLOW. So whether youre single right now, (like me) or youve been married for over 20 years, (like our favorite listener P1 Divinder ) you've probably learned that not EVERY day in a relationship is straight gravy. In fact, some days these beautiful creatures we love so much, go FREAKIN NUTS. Its called PMS my brothers, and it can be brutal. Nothing worse then not even realizing its PMS and thinking that its YOU screwing up, or at least screwing up more then normal. Sometimes its NOT you buddy... its her. A cool chick will laugh and agree yah, shes a dragon sometimes. (P.S. introduce her to Primrose Oil.. 3000mg every day, EVERY day, can almost erase her bad symptoms. trust that!) So, wouldnt it be nice if shed let yah know. "Hey my magical time is coming tomorrow fyi" Wow that would KILL! Imagine that, a heads up! So start there, ask your chick to let you know, she should be cool with it. I mean, isnt it flattering that you care enough about her that you want to know WHEN to tone down your Will Ferrell voice for a few days? Or help out a little more around the pad, or just stay out of her way? Hey, we want to be happy too, and as my buddy Daniel says, "Happy girls makes for happy boys! " But wait, it gets better!!!!!!!! Once you know when she gets PMS, you can do the math and figure out how to keep her (and you) happy for the entire month! Huh? Yep, bring on the smile-fest. (now for the women reading this, we know that not every womans cycle is the same, or even the same length of time. But were making an effort here. Baby-steps right?) Knowledge is power dude, so, heres a BASIC outline of what happens to your woman each and every month. A womans cycle is 28 days. Peek your looking balls below, some info we shared on the Kid Carson Show a while ago... and promised to post. A CYCLE BUILT FOR TWO DAYS 1 TO 5: She's Ready to Iron and Fold WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER: She may complain of cramps a few days before this, but this is where her menstrual cycle really starts. Her estrogen levels are dropping, so theres only a 2 percent chance shell get pregnant if you have sex. That would be great news, except you wont be having sex right now. Thanks to those low estrogen levels, she currently sees you as a large hump of cells in a stupid shirt. YOUR STRATEGY: Lack of estrogen can also trigger insomnia and restlessness., which is why many women feel the urge to clean and organize during these days.
Suggestion: Forget about sex and point her to your filthy clothes. I'm kidding. But seriously, you arent getting laid bro. DAYS 6 TO 9: She's Up for Anything WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER: She's calmer and happier now because her body is saturated in feel-good hormones and endorphins. That means she's more receptive to new and creative ideas. YOUR STRATEGY: Break out the new and creative ideas! This is the time to settle old disputes and get buy-in on your Miami with the guys. You may also want to revisit your air-hockey-in-the-living-room idea. DAYS 10 TO 14: She's Horny WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER: A rise in the hormone androgen has rekindled her interest in sex. This causes the thin lining of mucus around her cervix deep in her vagina at the entrance to the uterus to become thin and watery. Press it between your fingers and its stringy, like glue - Actually, dont do that. She may roundhouse kick you. YOUR STRATEGY: Take Dr. Mitchells word for it on the stringy-mucus thing and just worry about having great sex. Your woman is so ready that you wont need much foreplay. DAY 15: She's Really Horny WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER: On the positive side, she craves sex because shes at her most fertile. On the negative side, the sex doesnt necessarily have to be with you. Research shows shes more likely to be unfaithful during this time. In one study, researchers observed 500 women in nightclubs and found that they were more likely to wear revealing clothes and send suggestive signals to men at this phase in their cycles. Naturally, I still went home alone. YOUR STRATEGY: Dont let her out of the house by herself. Joking. Instead, take advantage of her adventurous mood by trying a new position in a new location. Im not going to act like the expert in that area, you know what to do... on Day 15, youre the KING, so never plan a boys night on DAY 15. DAYS 16 TO 23: She's pretty much a Lesbian WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER: Her estrogen level is dropping again, so shes less fertile. Research shows that during these 8 days, shes more attracted to feminine looking men because they appear more nurturing. She's no longer looking for a strong man to provide sturdy genes and protection. YOUR STRATEGY: She wants a womanly man or manly woman. Shave and put on some Melissa Etheridge. (its ok if you dont know who she is, haha) DAYS 24 AND 25: She Could Crack at Any Moment WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER: Estrogen continues to fall as tantrum provoking progesterone rises. This leads to pre-menstrual syndrome, during which shell be extra sensitive to criticism, more neurotic about her looks, and more likely to throw a fit or a Crock-Pot at the back of your head. YOUR STRATEGY: Learn to duck. Once youve successfully avoided the flying slow cooker, hit the gym or go for a run with her vigorous exercise can reduce her symptoms.
DAYS 26 TO 28: She's Craving Ice Cream and Jelly Beans WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER: Her estrogen and progesterone levels are falling as her body prepares to start the cycle all over again. Low levels of estrogen can cause her to crave high fat foods such as chocolate, which studies show can elevate mood but also tighten pants. YOUR STRATEGY: Indulge her cravings by stocking up on her favorite treats. MMmmmm. I suggest Ben & Jerrys. But dont let her EAT THE WHOLE THING WHY? Cuz after she's done the tub, shell blame you for letting her do it. Ha. Thanks to an ancient issue of Mens Health Mag for the info. (what? You thought I just KNEW all this crap??) Now go love your chick mang. Kid
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January 07 2009
Original Mall Cop By Kid Carson's Best Buddy Jordan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMrcvbv409M For another laugh go to www.youtube.com and type in GhostPuncher ******************************************************************************** January 06 2009 Cassandra MacLeane re: predictions for 2009 www.psychicinvancouver.com ******************************************************************************** December 18 2008 "In The Doghouse" http://adage.com/brightcove/single.php?bcpid=1370868150&bctid=3130509001 ******************************************************************************** Hey ya'll, it's Kid... i want you to check out a funny video my best buddy made. haha And please VOTE for a brotha!! thanks! Kid http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/803c0ba672/the-reason-for-the-season-from-chip23
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December 11 2008 www.leapfrog.ca The 3 Big Educational Products for kids this Christmas Tag Reading System Leapster2 Learning Game System Didj Custom Gaming System ******************************************************************************** A new JAY-Z track, "Brooklyn Go Hard", has hit the Internet. According to "Rolling Stone", it'll appear on Jay's next album . . . as well as the soundtrack for (the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. movie) "Notorious". Check it out, here . . .
http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=30876
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NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK celebrated JONATHAN KNIGHT'S 40th birthday . . . (--yes, 40th birthday!!!) . . . at a show in L.A. last week.
The crowd joined the group in singing "Happy Birthday" . . . Then Jonathan got some hugs from some random girls . . . and A KISS ON THE LIPS FROM DONNIE WAHLBERG. For real . . . and the crowd just LOVED it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu9koArT8HI ******************************************************************************** December 2 2008 For all the NEW toys to get you kids for Xmas this year.....Check out the Mattel website www.toyexpress.ca ******************************************************************************** November 26 2008 Astronauts Lose Toolbag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GomMRLUeVtE ******************************************************************************** November 21 2008 We spoke with Martin Kihn, author of A$$hole: How I Got Rich and Happy by Not Giving a Damn About Anyone and How You Can Too www.martykihn.com www.stuffassholeslike.com ******************************************************************************** October 29 2008 Check this out.....As heard on the show A cappella Thriller: One-man, 64 tracks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDkbNM6cgSI ******************************************************************************** October 23 2008 Watch this... As heard on the show - Christian the Lion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U
Another Fun Video.....Cat likes Swimming in Scuba Gear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5JI4xCf7kA ******************************************************************************* October 22 2008 We spoke with Laura Corn, author of 101 Sexy Dares ******************************************************************************** October 21 2008 In The Studio Interview with: Chris Flett - Author of "What Men Dont Tell Women About Business" His websites are: www.ghostceo.com www.flettadventures.com ******************************************************************************** FOR THE LADIES ONLY.... WARNING TO THE GUYS... JUNK ALERT, JUNK ALERT, JUNK ALERT!!!! http://dlisted.com/node/28490 ******************************************************************************* Get free ringtones for your iPhone... http://audiko.net/ ******************************************************************************* Track Your Woman's PMS! (ladies, give this to your dude...) www.screamingjane.com ******************************************************************************* Watch the new Kanye West Video! He's a muppet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnPWIt_pouo ******************************************************************************* ok... i love pranks... i got Nira with this one last week... i was almost crying as i fought to hold in my laughter... hahahaahaa basically, it's a FAKE desktop. it won't mess up your computer, or download any weird crap... but it'll set up a fake desktop on your friends computer, complete with fake files and folders. they'll be like WTF!!!!???? just type this into their browser... haha www.readatwork.com ******************************************************************************* HERE IT IS... SORRY IT TOOK A FEW HOURS! The Phone call you heard this morning... http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ NOW... check out WHO HE IS!!! http://www.dimitrithelover.com/ ******************************************************************************* June 24th 2008 sync ipod to ipod! www.mishare.com ******************************************************************************* June 18th 2008 We had the amazing, Eckhart Tolle in-studio... author of "A New Earth", in his only radio interview since appearing with Oprah! www.eckharttolle.com ******************************************************************************* June 17th 2008 we talked to Allison Armstrong "Making Sense of Men" www.understandmen.com ******************************************************************************* June 12th 2008 What are your neighbours searching on google??? here's the link to "British Columbia" for yah to make it easy... take a look! http://www.google.com/trends?q=boobs&ctab=0&geo=CA&geor=can.bc&date=ytd&sort=0 ********************************************************************************
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